Hey Hubbies of Resalers across the world… I bet you haven’t come up with a Christmas present that will make your honey happier EVERY day of the year yet, have you?
And you’re running out of time (ONLY 2 SHOPPING DAYS til Christmas!) Well, here’s a Kate’s Favorite Thing that will save your umm, rear end, just in time! (Later: This manufacturing company’s website no longer has a photo that I (or any other blogger in the universe) can show you. Stupid web site. I don’t believe in rewarding stupidity, so buy from someone else. Like here or here.)
A gel mat might save your relationship. It’s not cheap but believe me…it’s worth every penny. Your sweetie’s back and legs are KILLING her, every day. Imagine how much NICER she’d be to be around if her tootsies were pampered by this behind her counter, in front of the take-in computer.
Why, she might even feel so tip-top when she gets home, she might cook you a lovely dinner complete with all the fixin’s. (It’s a known fact that families of resalers don’t get home-cooked meals near enough.) (See, I just solved NEXT year’s Christmas-present-dilemma for you too. I am SUCH a nice person.)
And just think: this gel mat COULD save you the bill for a knee or hip replacement which she might need a few decades from now, from all that standing, making a fortune in her consignment shop!
(Resalers: print out this page and wrap it around the remote control this evening…then don’t be surprised if he says, tomorrow morning, “Uh, honey, I have an errand to run…”)